I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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