I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He did a backflip because drugs
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