yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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