i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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