Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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