what day is it and did you see me today?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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