I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
barbara walters just said penis...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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