your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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