It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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