I'm pants shitting drunk right now
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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