My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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