what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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