so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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