I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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