You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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