I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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