Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
