your thong is hanging out like whoa
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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