question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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