I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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