Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How naked do you want me to be?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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