i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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