have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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