hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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