Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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