woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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