Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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Damn victory sex feels great
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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