so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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