this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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