I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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