He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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