I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
please don't ironically join a cult
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