That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
