Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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