Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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