He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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