I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.