Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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