in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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