Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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