Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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