i just wanna soil my oats bro
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
as a side note pls kill me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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