What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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