i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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