dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize