it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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