Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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