ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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