so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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