just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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