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Im on beer infinity
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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