Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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