fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my penis look like a turkey
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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