In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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