I wish life had little blips of pornography
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I understand Curling. That high.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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