How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
soo... how was my night?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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