Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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